I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up

16. My blog is a glass case of emotion.



whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.


Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

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Be with someone who calms you and excites you at the same time. Someone who makes you want to sleep and stay up all night with, someone who’s your shelter but also intimidates you, someone who can be both your sun and your rain.

David Luiz has lovely smelling hair.

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when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush


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when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings


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stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

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